for the sake of posting

Diego’s right — I’ve got no excuse for not blogging right now. Except that I don’t particularly have anything to say. I haven’t left the house since Sunday afternoon, when we went to Ruby Tuesday for an exceptionally mediocre lunch. Since then, I’ve mostly been doing laundry, putzing around on my computer, and watching TV. Not much blogging material there.

Most of my putzing has involved using iPhoto and iDVD, both of which I like a lot, though I wish they were a little more powerful/flexible. I suppose it’s all about the balance between power and ease-of-use, and I likewise suppose it’s no surprise that the Mac software falls on the ease-of-use end of things. So not much there for me to talk about.

Other putzing has involved looking for something to make for Christmas dinner for Fred, his son, and his son’s girlfriend. Being responsible for a Christmas meal has me feeling very grown up. Not quite sure how this has happened. Anyway, I’m leaning toward Epicurious.com’s Beef Tenderloin with Roasted Shallots, Bacon, and Port, but with regular steaks instead of the whole roast since there will only be four of us eating.

More difficult than picking a recipe, though, is not feeling guilty while trying to pick a recipe when the front page of CNN.com is this:

Rats for Dinner in Zimbabwe

new houses

I wanted to write this post, titled “New Houses,” right after it was confirmed that the Democrats would be controlling both the House and the Senate. It was perfect timing, you see, because the same week I began inhabiting a new house in a little town called New Freedom. I spent quite a bit of time thinking about the clever connections I could make. But I didn’t write the post, and now all three new houses are old news, especially for those of you who also read Fred’s blog.

Instead of blogging, I spent most of November freaking out about my senior project, which I finally handed in (and presented) at the end of the month. McDaniel English majors usually write a 25-30 page critical paper, but last year I told my advisor I had no interest in writing such a paper and asked if I could do a creative project instead. After completing some negotiations with the department and a professor had agreed to oversee the project, I began writing a collection of poetry and a self-reflective essay to accompany the collection.

I’m glad I was able to do design a project that interested in me. But, I think it’ll be a while before I write another poem. Maybe I’ll recover over winter break. I hope so.

My last class ended at 4:30 this Thursday, I’ve got a final on Tuesday, and then a take-home final due on Thursday. Break is so close I can almost taste it.

I promise I’ll blog more frequently from mid-December through mid-January. Sorry this one is so boring. I don’t have time for anything more interesting right now, but I started receiving threats, so I figured I better post something.

an accumulation

Just because I’m not posting doesn’t mean I’m not accumulating potential things to post about. It does frequently mean I haven’t done enough reading or thinking to feel like I have anything significant to add to the conversation, but today I’ve decided to throw caution to the wind and just start typing.

First up, as promised, is an attempt to make Diego feel at home. The Mexican election. I am, of course, a little behind on this one, but since it looks like it won’t be fully resolved until September, I hope you’ll forgive me. The New York Times had an interesting article on Mexico’s Red-Blue split, which is not unlike those in other Western democracies. Northern Mexico, increasingly industrialized and engaged with the US, is more conservative, while the south, very rural and poor, is more liberal. While it does sound like Obrador has a huge commitment to and track record for helping the poor, it continues to sound to me like Calderón might be a better option for long-term economic growth in the country. The south, according to what I’ve read, is very anti-globalization — but southerners are migrating northward in search of the higher-paying jobs globalization has helped to create. Like any good mostly-liberal, I am aware that globalization can have devastating effects on traditional cultures, but at this point it seems naive to try to build an isolated economy. It seems more realistic — and ultimately more effective — to work on safely growing the economy within the larger world market.

Completely changing topics, I have two major loyalty shifts to announce.

I have decided that the time has come to publicly declare my love for Burger King. This is somewhat embarrassing given my previous commitment to McDonald’s, but my silly infatuation with that McDonald’s boy was sophomoric compared to my current feelings. This love extends to the whole Burger King franchise, and I can remain silent no longer. The food is better. They serve frozen Coke. They print funny things on their packaging. And not only am I a sucker for absurd marketing, but it makes me think that somewhere, someone has a job that consists of thinking up witty things to put on hamburger wrappers. It brings a smile to my day. Thank you, Burger King, for defining “baggler” for me, for having nearly perfect french fries, and for putting that little sauce holder in the chicken fries carton. And that cupholder-sized chicken fries carton you were testing in Virginia? Go nationwide with it. Please.

As I abandon the Big Mac, though, I find myself turning to other Macs. The MacBook, that is. I ordered one on Monday, as a birthday gift from my parents, who I was a little worried might disown me when I announced that I wanted a Mac. We have been a family of PC users since the early 80’s, years before the famous Superbowl ad, and we have scoffed together at those Mac fanatics and their ridiculously colored computers and their single-button mice. But, after years of knowing that Windows is no better, I have finally decided that I am ready for something new. I’m working hard to not become a Mac fanatic, at least not before the laptop actually arrives, but I’ve been reading the tutorials and stuff on the Apple site and getting increasingly excited. The estimated delivery date is still almost two weeks away. I’m hoping they give pessimistic estimates. I don’t know if I can make it that long.

one is lonelier than your graphic makes it look

Okay, the Washington Post published this pie chart of US household types. Here’s what it says the breakdown is:

Living alone – 25.8%
Married couple & child – 22.4%
Parent & child – 22.2%
Married couple – 21.2%
Other – 8.4%

The title is, “One Is Not the Loneliest Number,” with the subtitle, “‘Single Adult’ is the most common US household type.”

So, okay, yes, that’s true, but it doesn’t mean that half of America is unmarried. Single adult households contain one adult; married couple households contain two. This means that if the numbers of single households and married households are equal, a third of the population is unmarried (well, not exactly, since there’s that ‘Other’ thing going on). For single adults to be more prevalent than married adults, the percentage of single adult households would need to be 67%, or double that of married households.

All I’m getting at here is that their title sucks, because there are fewer single individuals than married individuals, but that’s not quite the implication. Or maybe that’s just me. But I really dislike misleading and unclear graphics.

meeting the needs of my readers

Did you know that if you google “which direction does the sun set in iraq“, this site comes up as the third result?

I know this because someone searched for it, then followed the link. It showed up as a key search phrase in my stats.

Let’s go over this one more time. Someone googled the phrase, “which direction does the sun set in iraq“.

I apologize that my blog did not previously provide an answer to this very difficult question. After much research, though, I am pleased to be able to tell you what none of the top ten results for that search could.

The answer: the west.

Yes, in Iraq the sun sets in the west.

Maybe if we all understood that, we wouldn’t have to fight.

power laws

Completely extracurricularly (although I am in class right now, I’ve just already finished today’s assignment; the class is called Writing in Digital Environments, I figure this is an acceptable use of time), I’ve been reading about Power laws. This is the idea that 20% of the population holds 80% of the wealth, or that 20% of blogs get 80% of the links.

It was actually the latter idea that made me start thinking about Power laws. Unfortunately, I don’t remember where I got link to begin with. Oh well.

But anyway, in the course of my online perusing, I found a New Yorker article by Malcom Gladwell (author of The Tipping Point and Blink; I haven’t read either) about Power laws and social problems.

An illustration:

Between 1986 and 1990, 21% of LAPD officers were responsible for 100% of the “allegations of excessive force or improper tactics”. Of these, 77% of the officers had only 1 or 2 allegations made against them. So only 3% of LAPD officers were responsible for most of the allegations.

The primary focus of Gladwell’s article is on homelessness, and offers some interesting ideas.

Mostly, I think it’s really interesting that our normal mental model of a bell curve might not be as universally applicable as we often think it is.

And there’s the bell. Time to go take a linguistics test.

shout out

Yesterday I enjoyed the Super Bowl at a party hosted by my dear friend Tammy and her fiance, Neal. They have a lovely new home which they’ve been in for about a month. It’s beautiful and they’ve done a great job furnishing and decorating (if I bought a house it’d be years before I finished unpacking), but I have to say I’m not sure anyone I went to high school with is old enough to buy a house. But Neal made some awesome wings, the game turned out as 52% of me hoped it would, and I had a great time. I also did a carbomb for the first time, but that’s not really all that relevant.

As far as the Super Bowl itself…I walked in just barely caring about the game. Almost everyone I know was rooting for the Seahawks, but I had no real attachment to either team. But since there are people I love who really do care about the Steelers, and they are, after all, from Pennsylvania, I figured I should root for them. When I got to Tam’s house, it turned out that her sister was the only person there who wanted the Steelers to win, so I also figured she could use some moral support. I probably wasn’t into enough to offer much of that, but I did get more into it as the game continued. I don’t love football, but I like it, and although a largely anti-climactic game, there were a couple of nice plays.

Speaking of nice plays, I’m currently posting from the computer lab of the library here at McDaniel, and it’s time to venture down into the stacks to get a copy of Shakespeare’s Henry IV. Woohoo.

The main purpose here was to say hi to Tammy and Neal. Hi Tammy and Neal.

search terms

This post is a result of me having not much else to say, largely because I am so caught up in the start of the semester that my focus is not very outward right now.

This post is to tell you that for some reason my average unique visitors per day dropped from around 150 in November to around 80 in January. December was somewhere in between, but I thought that was because of the holidays. Unfortunately, I don’t have stats for months prior to November because I switched hosts.

I just now, sitting here, typing, figured it out. Early in the life of this blog, I posted a link to a site featuring old pictures of scantily clad women. I called the post “antique porn”. This meant that there was a page on my blog with the word “porn” in the URL. This meant that droves of people got to my site as a result of searches for porn. Sometime in November or December I made that post private, because I was curious about how much of my traffic was coming from that one page. It took Google a while to catch up, but I just noticed that my number of 404s has dropped dramatically, and “porn” has dropped off the search terms completely. So I guess that one post was pulling in nearly half of my unique visitors. I’m not sure, but I don’t think it had quite that big an impact on my overall traffic because I’d imagine that the folks who get to me looking for porn are not as likely to return as those whose interests are more relevant to my site.

Anyway, now that I know what the effect is, I think I’m going to make that page public again. In the meantime, here are some of the top search words that got people here so far this month:

  • pesce
  • poetry
  • harrisburg
  • poems
  • mediterranean
  • bistro
  • 2005
  • eyes
  • restaurant
  • poem
  • pictures
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  • sunset
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  • julia
  • picture
  • fedora
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  • goldenpalace.com
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  • new
  • disobedience
  • susurration
  • civil
  • food
  • collective
  • mp3
  • cotton
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  • preteens