one laptop per chid

Nick Negroponte, who I’ve never heard of either, thinks he can build $100 laptops to sell to developing countries for distribution to children. The most interesting part of this, in my mind, is that it will be crank powered. That’s right — turn the crank for one minute, get ten minutes of power. Funded by such diverse backers as Rupert Murdoch and Google, “Each laptop will include a Wi-Fi radio transmitter designed to knit machines into a wireless “mesh” so they can share a Net connection, passing it from one computer to the next” (CNN).

I’ll take one.

election year politics

Last week Pennsylvania legislators introduced an amendment to the state constitution to ban gay marriage. Since 1996 there has been a statutory ban in place, but anti-gay advocates have apparently been scared by a Baltimore court’s decision to overturn a Maryland state ban.

The proposed amendment would insert the following into the state constitution:

Only a marriage between one man and one woman shall be valid or recognized as a marriage in this Commonwealth, and neither the Commonwealth nor any of its political subdivisions shall create or recognize a legal status identical or substantially equivalent to that of marriage for unmarried individuals.

The bill is co-sponsored by some ridiculous number of legislators, including, I’m sorry to say, mine. The Pennsylvania Gay and Lesbian Alliance has an easy way to send a message to your representative.

As every news outlet is saying, this is probably just election year politics that won’t go anywhere. But let’s remind our elected representatives that this kind of play doesn’t fly.

search terms

This post is a result of me having not much else to say, largely because I am so caught up in the start of the semester that my focus is not very outward right now.

This post is to tell you that for some reason my average unique visitors per day dropped from around 150 in November to around 80 in January. December was somewhere in between, but I thought that was because of the holidays. Unfortunately, I don’t have stats for months prior to November because I switched hosts.

I just now, sitting here, typing, figured it out. Early in the life of this blog, I posted a link to a site featuring old pictures of scantily clad women. I called the post “antique porn”. This meant that there was a page on my blog with the word “porn” in the URL. This meant that droves of people got to my site as a result of searches for porn. Sometime in November or December I made that post private, because I was curious about how much of my traffic was coming from that one page. It took Google a while to catch up, but I just noticed that my number of 404s has dropped dramatically, and “porn” has dropped off the search terms completely. So I guess that one post was pulling in nearly half of my unique visitors. I’m not sure, but I don’t think it had quite that big an impact on my overall traffic because I’d imagine that the folks who get to me looking for porn are not as likely to return as those whose interests are more relevant to my site.

Anyway, now that I know what the effect is, I think I’m going to make that page public again. In the meantime, here are some of the top search words that got people here so far this month:

  • pesce
  • poetry
  • harrisburg
  • poems
  • mediterranean
  • bistro
  • 2005
  • eyes
  • restaurant
  • poem
  • pictures
  • koi
  • houlihan
  • vietnamese
  • hershey
  • rietmulder
  • pa
  • mantis
  • lucky
  • shameless
  • wrong
  • sunset
  • blog
  • miyako
  • pink
  • julia
  • picture
  • fedora
  • jancey
  • shady
  • ross
  • pho
  • leaf
  • james
  • goldenpalace.com
  • pasteur
  • scam
  • new
  • disobedience
  • susurration
  • civil
  • food
  • collective
  • mp3
  • cotton
  • armor
  • preteens

i’m a pepper

I forgot one thing:

In Baltimore, we ate at Chipotle. This is noteworthy because a few weeks ago, Fred Otteson, who frequently complains about the “Mexican” food in the Harrisburg area, suggested the Chipotle in Frederick, MD as the localest best option. I’d been to the one in Seattle, but hadn’t considered the possibility of finding one on this coast. And then, just days later, I was in Georgetown with some friends, spotted a Chipotle, and forced everyone to eat there.

Yesterday’s visit to Baltimore was with much the same crew I’d gone to DC with, and as soon as we saw the Inner Harbor Chipotle, all our arguments about where to eat were instantly resolved. It was beautiful.

But really, the main point here is that you should read Fred’s most recent post about squirrels, guns, and consistency in political thought.

visions

I have successfully acquired the signature of the Fencing professor and am now in the McDaniel computer lab with an hour to spare before my next class (Shakespeare). I could go listen to the news podcasts I downloaded this morning or read the feminist theory book a prof lent me (actually way more interesting than it sounds), but instead I shall tell you about my trip to Baltimore yesterday. But first, I’ll show you.

Baltimore

That’s Connor, Gabe, Ben, and Cassandra. Missing from the picture are Jancey and Julia.

Anyway, we went to Baltimore yesterday to visit the American Visionary Art Museum. My parents go there occasionally, so I’d heard of it, and even quite a bit about it, but I’d never been myself. There was a big part of me that would have preferred to sleep through the afternoon, but the sister convinced me it would be worth it, and so we embarked.

It was worth it, no question. The range of quality is greater than in most museums I’ve visited, but the cool stuff is *really* cool, and there’s a fair amount that’s cool in a mind bogglingly absurd kind of way. Like the 16 foot model of the Lusitania made entirely out of toothpicks. Or the matchstick man, whose creator said things like, “Each matchstick represents a human being.” There is something beautiful about that idea, but it’s not your typical art museum fare.

My favorite piece was a seven panel painting by James Franklin Snodgrass which, from a distance, looks like two (very abstract) reclining figures, and from less of a distance can be seen to be comprised of zillions of tiny detailed smaller figures. Some of them are just faces and bodies floating there, but others are doing things, like bathing, drowning, assembling in groups, etc. I could get lost in it for days, I think, but I’m not sure I’d come back with my sanity intact. Unfortunately, there don’t seem to be any pictures of the piece on the net (not that it could even come close to capturing the awesomeness). So you should go and check it out for yourself.

All of the art I mentioned above is in the museum’s permanent collection; the current exhibit is “Race, Class, Gender ≠ Character”. Some of the exhibit was excellent, some was mediocre, and some was…eh. It’s accompanied by some interesting text, but you can read all of that on the exhibit’s website. It’s certainly worth visiting, though, if only to see some of the interesting things people are doing — like phenomenally intricate pictures from cutting and pasting colored papers, or the hundreds of dolls made from pipe cleaners. Also, some work by Rosie O’Donnell. I didn’t know she was an artist.

The current exhibit is there until September 3, 2006, but the Snodgrass painting is there all the time and it alone is probably worth the price of admission.

resumption

Spring classes start today, and I am feeling somewhere between “finally!” and “already?!?”.

The three week January session ended on Friday, and while I had a blast and got a lot out of the writing workshop I did, I’ve been feeling impatient for the semester to start. I think I feel like now that I’m back in school full time, and time spent not acquiring credits is wasted. Also, I’m taking a rather full load and I’ve got some anxiety about it, so I think I’m wanting to get started so I can get it over with.

Here’s what I’m taking:

  • Shakespeare
  • Approaches to the Study of Language (basically a linguistics class)
  • Advanced Composition
  • Creative Writing – Poetry
  • American Constitutional Law
  • Tennis

Here’s what I’m not taking:

  • Fencing

I’m registered for it, but, after dreading the idea for months, I have finally decided to drop the class. McDaniel PE classes are half a credit each and last for a month. Each class is designated either Fitness or Skill, and everyone has to take a total of four classes, with at least one in each designation. Most of the fitness classes are things like jogging or swimming, while tennis, volleyball, and the like are skill. Fencing, somehow, is a fitness class, though. I figured this meant it was probably fairly easy — as in, if it’s not a skill class they can’t grade you on your skill — but someone informed me last night that it is not in fact an easy class. That pretty much convinced me. But I still have to go to the first class so I can drop it. I’m pretty sure they should allow us to drop things online for the first week.

Anyway….I’m really looking forward to my five non-PE classes. It’s going to be a lot of writing, but, you know, that’s the way I like it.

unplugged

I haven’t had internet at home for the last week or so, and won’t again until Thursday. What this means for you is: I’m not spending much time blogging, it takes a while for me to approve comments, and I’m not getting to email as quickly as normal.

What this means for me is: I never know what the weather is like until I step outside, I have no idea what’s going on in current events, I’ve made a lot of progress toward organizing my mp3 library (and spent some time thinking about whether or not I can call it an mp3 library if most of the files are actually in the .m4a or .m4p formats), my father called me one day to make sure I was still around as it took me more than 24 hours to reply to an email, I’ve gotten much better at spider solitaire, and my recipe-creation skills have received a workout.

In some ways this has been proof for me that I can survive without internet access at home. But I really really really don’t like it.

born to rule?

Quoting a line from Bruce Springsteen, a rock singer admired by Alito, [Senator Durbin] said, “The ‘crushing hand of fate’ here seems to always come down against the workers and the consumers and in favor of these established institutions and corporations.” (The Washington Post)

There’s something weird about entering an era in which Supreme Court Justices listen to rock music.

panoply

I woke up this morning (at 5 AM, despite the fact that my alarm was set for 9:35) with the word “panoply” ricocheting off the walls of my skull. Turns out I had no idea what it meant. Well, maybe a vague idea of one of the definitions.

Here’s what dictionary.com says:

  1. A splendid or striking array: a panoply of colorful flags. See Synonyms at display.
  2. Ceremonial attire with all accessories: a portrait of the general in full panoply.
  3. Something that covers and protects: a porcupine’s panoply of quills.
  4. The complete arms and armor of a warrior.

Here’s what the OED says:

  1. A spiritual or psychological protection or defence; an attitude, etc., affording such protection.
    1. Full armour; a complete suit of armour. Freq. with connotations of brightness and splendour. Now rare.
    2. In extended use: any complete covering or protective layer.
    1. A splendid or impressive array; fine or magnificent display; splendour; pomp. Also: splendid attire.
    2. b. fig. A full or extensive array of resources; a wide range or array (of).
  2. A group of pieces of armour arranged as a trophy or ornament. Obs.

I think OED 3a is the definition I was most familiar with. I think OED 1 is my favorite definition.

Here’s a link to the OED, but it’ll only be good for three days.

I don’t know what the word was doing in my brain or where it came from, but it came with a directive to blog it. So I did.