my blog is smart

My blog is smart. Not the part I write, but the software itself.

Over to the left of this text there’s a section for upcoming events. You’ll note that there are very few non-Poetry Thursday events these days, since most of the regular Oba Oba and Chester Attic gigs have been canceled. But that’s not the point. The point is that it says Daylight Savings starts on April 1st. But! Right above it, it warns you that this is a joke, by also providing notice that it’s April Fool’s Day.

I was going to fix it, but I’d like to encourage such software-cleverness as this.

bong hits 4 jesus

You all hear about this? High school kid unfurled a banner reading, “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” as the Olympic Torch passed by. His principal tore down the banner, then suspended the student for 10 days. Now Supreme Court is hearing the case. Ken Starr (yep, that Ken Starr) is representing the government.

Wonkette’s amusing write up is here, and the Wall Street Journal Online has some uptight readers.

Update: okay, minutes after I wrote the above, I found more recent information from the WSJ, saying that Alito had expressed doubt about Starr’s argument that the school should be able to limit speech that it believes is promoting drug use.

I’m not sure you have to go so far as to believe schools should allow speech promoting drug use. I think you just have to have a sense of humor.

pluto’s day

I hate to disrupt my silence for something frivolous, but this was too good to keep to myself.

From Wired News: State Might Make Pluto a Planet

New Mexico state representative Joni Marie Gutierrez has introduced a bill — to be voted on next Tuesday — that says, “as Pluto passes overhead through New Mexico’s excellent night skies, it be declared a planet.”

The bill is expected to pass easily, as Clyde Tombaugh, who discovered Pluto in 1930, is from Gutierrez’s district.

The Pluto debate itself highlighted for me the arbitrary nature of many definitions — as well as the fact that “objective” science is not operating so completely outside the framework of humanity as to be infallible in its classifications. Beyond that, well, I have to admit that I didn’t get all too worked up about Pluto’s demotion.

This possible action by New Mexico is far more interesting to me. I don’t really care how the state of New Mexico classifies Pluto, although it might prove for some awkwardness if New Mexican students are learning a different solar system than everyone else in the world. But I am disturbed by the idea of a government — at any level — passing legislation designed to supersede a scientific definition.

But then again, humanity’s justified some pretty hideous things in the name of science. Maybe highlighting its fallibility isn’t such a ridiculous thing to do.